Chapter 147: Mofumofu's Elegant Vacation

◆Mofumofu ◆

I am the King of Monsters.

Right now, I am on vacation at the place of the humans’ King’s daughter.

No really, this place is the best!

Because Master isn’t here!

This girl’s nest is fluffy and comfortable to sleep in, and everything offered is delicious!

Kufufu, being able to make the daughter of a king of another race serve me is the very proof of my supreme kingship!

Ah- this place is the best, glad I secretly erased my presence when Master went home.

It’s not like I was absorbed in sweet foods or anything.

However, if I must raise a problem, it’s that small fries are crawling around to commit insubordination.

It seems humans sometimes target the King’s daughter to win against their King.

“※※※※※※※!!”

Oh, they attacked.

But not good enough at all.

“※※※※※※※!?”

Fuhahaha, claws of that level won’t work on me.

Even so, human claws sure are long and thin.

“※※※※※※※!!”

Oh, magic this time.

But weak, weak.

“※※※※※※※!?”

Hmm? Is it over already?

Good grief, this won’t even serve to kill time, you know?

Can’t be helped, shall I finish this quickly.

Tei, my front paw punch.

“※※※※※※※!?”

The small fry that took my attack blew away, hit the wall, lost consciousness as is, and slid down.

Hoi, this time my hind leg kick.

“※※※※※※※!?”

The small fry that took the next attack broke through the ceiling and hung down just like a nut.

Hahaha, weak, weak.

Good grief, they should just challenge the King with real ability, but this is what happens when they rely on underhanded methods.

But you were unlucky. This is already my territory.

I show no mercy to those who enter my territory, the territory of a King, with hostility.

To put it mildly, you should die.

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“※※※※”

When the human King’s daughter claps her front paws, a servant girl comes bringing a meal.

Nn? This girl’s scent is a first, huh? A newcomer to the pack?

Fumu, so she crawled up the pack’s hierarchy and obtained the seat of a servant.

Very well, I shall permit you to take care of me.

So you don’t have to be so frightened, you know?

“※, ※※※…”

The human girl offers the meal in front of me.

Umu, today’s meal looks delicious too!

Then, thanks for the food!

Munch munch…

“※※※※?”

Fufufu, the human King’s daughter is inquiring about my mood.

“…※※※”

The servant girl also seems curious about my reaction, staring at me while trembling.

Good grief, being watched that much makes even me a little embarrassed, you know?

…Guh!?

It was at that moment, I felt an intense sensation as if something was violently rampaging inside my body.

“※, ※※※※※※!?”

Th-This sensation is… poison!?

This dish, it contains poison, doesn’t it!!

“…※!!”

…This is super delicioooous!!

Delicious delicious delicious! Incredibly delicious!

The meat is delicious too, but this poison is giving a complex stimulation to the meat’s umami!

Probably multiple poisons are mixed together!

Poisoned rice is spicy and deliciooous!

“※, ※※…!?”

Nn? Why are you looking at me with eyes seeing something terrifying, servant girl?

Poison is some human-style mixture to make food delicious, right?

Ah I see, she satisfied the King after all, I must reward her.

It was delicious, servant girl.

Pat pat with my front paw.

“※!? …※※※”

…Ah, she fainted.

Fumu, did she faint from excessive emotion because I, the King, directly rewarded her?

Me having too much majesty is a problem too.

No really, the human King’s nest is great!

The food is delicious and there are many playmates (small fries), so the food after exercise is delicious!

I end up eating too much!

Man, how carefree a life without Master is!

After all, Master immediately skips my meals just because I ate a little too much.

Also makes me do hellish exercises.

Good grief, what does he think I, the King of Monsters, am.

But, here is different!

If it’s here, I can truly reign as the King of Monsters!

That being the case, maybe I’ll go eat some snacks.

Fuffuffu, the human King’s daughter is offering me sweet things.

Good, good, you may do as you see fit.

“※※※※※”

It was at that moment. A terrifying voice like a midwinter wind echoed throughout the peaceful nest.

…Th-The voice just now, don’t tell me.

“※※※※※”

Geeeeh!? Master!?

Whyyyy!? Why is Master heeeere!?

Nn? Some doll started moving?

What? You two are going somewhere?

Eh? Me too?

…Ah, yes. Understood.

Goodbye, my peaceful days…